neljapäev, 4. veebruar 2010

Okei, lähen kaasa uue feissbuukiliku edvistamisega.

Käsk: võta leht www.urbandictionary. com, trüki sisse oma eesnimi ja pasteeri esimene tulemus kuhugile, kus teised lugeda ja kommenteerida saaksid.

Täitsin käsku. Esimene tulemus ütles nii:
A name meaning Grace in Hebrew, the name of the blessed Mother of Mary who gave birth to Jesus, a common name amongst royalty and the sickest bitch who owns all the boys on the block. Often the bearer of the name copes with the burden of extensive beauty and valor, and gracefully imbibes the pleasures of money, sex, music and drugs.
Näide: Oh I wish my name was Ann instead of Killian, so I could enjoy the manifest destiny of the name and all the spectacular wonder attached to it.

AGA! Mulle meeldis teine tulemus palju rohkem. See ütles nii:
A tall young lady with hair that changes color on a regular basis. Whenever she sees something slightly amusing, she bursts into convulsions of laughter that involve her shaking like she's about to explode, stamping her feet on the floor and pointing to the thing that she finds so hilarious. (Note! Meenutage minu "Arkun Janne!!"'t ) You can find Ann in her natural habitat, or Armadillo Grill, where she will be in a booth usually surrounded by people. You can pick her out of the crowd with her signature catchphrase "fuck my life". But when you get too close you are in danger of her throwing things such as World History textbooks at you or using umbrellas to forcefully hit you in various uncomfortable places, although most times she will simply sprawl across you and decide that moving would simply take too much work. The Ann, though, is a very kind and loving creature, with an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure, and most who meet her love her to death, and I am no exception.
Näited:
We're at Armadillo Grill, maybe we'll see a wild Ann

Someone just said "fuck my life!"
oh god! an ann is nearing!

Let's go on a six-mile jog!
I'm feeling kind of Ann today. Let's just sprawl out on the floor instead.

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